Car Bumper Stickers, Have you seen any good ones??
Question: A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
A zealot's stones will break my bones, but gods will never hurt me.
A.A.A.A.A. - An organization for drunks who drive!
Abolish mornings!
Abortion doesn't make you unpregnant, it makes you the mother of a dead child!
Abortion is FOREVER -- get the facts first.
Abortion: A baby can live without it!
Abortion: A woman's right to capitulate to the patriarchal establishment.
Absolute zero is Cool.
Accepting Jesus is only good for eternity.
According to my best recollection, I don't remember.
According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
Actions Speak Louder than Bumperstickers.
Adam was a divorce', First Lilith Then Eve.
Advice is free: The right answer will cost plenty.
Against Abortion? Then Don't Have One.
Agnostics can do anything if they have something to not believe in.
Ahhhh... good to the last drop!
Ain't goin' down 'till the sun comes up!
Al-Hajj: God's version of Lollapalooza.
Alaskans For Global Warming.
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
All Acts of Love & Pleasure Are My Rituals.
Answers: Funny you ask this...I saw one 2 days ago that made me laugh. It stated, Do you follow Jesus this close?
Bumper Stickers Uncategorized
Where there's a will ... I want to be in it.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
A day without sunshine is, like, night.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
A penny saved is a government oversight.
The buck doesn't even slow down here!
Originality is the art of concealing your sources.
|||||||//////__ __ __ __ __ The domino effect at work.
Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark
Which is the non-smoking lifeboat?
It said 'Insert disk #3', but only two will fit.
I've taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, send money.
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
COLE'S LAW: Thinly sliced cabbage.
Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy.
Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Bumper Stickers on Education
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
F U CN RD THS U CNT SPL WRTH A DM!
Eschew obfuscation.
Bumper Stickers related to Holidays
Bumper Stickers related to Language
Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
Air Pollution is a mist-demeaner.
Ground Beef: A Cow With No Legs!
Editing is a rewording activity.
Bumper stickers about Life
Life is sexually transmitted.
Never take life seriously.
Nobody gets out alive, anyway
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
When you're finally holding all the cards,
why does everyone else decide to play chess?
Never knock on Death's door:
Ring the doorbell and run (he hates that).
I don't have a problem with willpower.
It's won't power I have a problem with
My life has a superb cast, but I can't figure out the plot.
We do precision guesswork.
Nothing's impossible for those who don't have to do it.
The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep.
Advice is free: The right answer will cost plenty.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Keep honking, I'm reloading.
WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Anything free is worth what you pay for it
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Gene Police: YOU!! Out of the pool!
I used to be indecisive; now I'm not sure.
My reality check just bounced.
Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.
Oh, no! Not ANOTHER learning experience!
Bumper Stickers Views of Life
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
Remember half the people you know are below average.
Despite the cost of living, it's still popular.
Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
My mind is like a steel trap: rusty and illegal in 37 states.
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and driving against traffic.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
All good things in moderation ..... including moderation
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
43.3% of statistics are meaningless!
Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
Help wanted telepathy: you know where to apply
Hard work has a future payoff, laziness pays off now.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Forget about World Peace...Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling too good myself.
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
I doubt, therefore I might be.
The older you get, the better you realize you were.
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Bumper stickers about People
Problem with the gene pool ...... no lifeguard.
Dyslexics have more fnu.
Dyslexics of the world, untie.
Clones are people two.
Bumper sticker Ponderings
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry.... Then things get worse.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges?
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Quantum mechanics: The stuff dreams are made of.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
Bumper Stickers on Relationships
Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!
Sometimes I wake up grumpy, and sometimes I let him sleep!
Submitted by fellow net surfer Karen
I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.
So you're a feminist... Isn't that cute!
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
All men are idiots... I married their king.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
Bumper Stickers on Religion
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
I can resist anything but temptation
God must love stupid people, he made so many.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Bumper Stickers on Science
Entropy isn't what it used to be.
Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!
186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, it's the LAW.
Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Bumper Stickers related to Sports
Jesus saves, passes to Moses; shoots, SCORES!
Bumper Stickers related to Sex
Kids in the back seat cause accidents;
Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
If you smoke after sex, your doing it too fast.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
My kid had sex with your honor student.
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help.
Word Play
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
Incontinence Hotline...Can you hold, please?
Insulting to Someone
If you think talk is cheap, try hiring a lawyer.
Stupidity does not qualify as a handicap, park elsewhere!
A.A.A.A.A. - An organization for drunks who drive.
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
Jesus is coming! Look busy!
You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT.
Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
Out of my mind ... Back in five minutes.
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Honk If You Want To See My Finger!
Get off my *** before I kick yours
I have:
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a Beautiful Monkey.
I don't know what's wrong with you, but I'm sure it's hard to pronounce.
Th little men who stand behind my eyes and scream directly at my brain... Told me to tell you Hello!
And...
This Vehicle Carries No Humans.
HEAVEN: it's real- don't MYTH it.
My boss is a Jewish Carpenter
Lost your cat?- Look under my front tire....
OOPS, did I misunderstand- was it the MOST bumper stickers-??? GEEZ- thought I was in scrolling hell there for a minute!!!!
My other Car is a broomstick
My other car is a Tercel
I won't get in a battle of wits with you. I never attack the unarmed.
Fat people are harder to kidnap.
Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks your an asshole.
(upside down) If you can read this, flip me over.
If you tail-gate me, I'll flip a booger onto your windscreen.
Okay, one of my favorites, is I hate MEAN people!! If your an inventor of bumper stickers, I have a new one for you!! Yahoo Answers..MEAN People,dont get points! Or, I Hate MEAN people on yahoo answers!! I love your abortion one,about Abortion: A baby can LIVE without it !! Awesome!! Here's another one, I love to see on cars, I just made up.. Young People, Abortion is not a type of Birth Control ,just so you know..Here's another one.. For all you Single women out there.... Single women, lonely? Your not missing out, Sex is over-rated, its only a two minute High!! Smile!!!
1. Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my @$$.
2. Quit honking, I'm reloading.
3. I wonder if you'd drive any better if that cell phone was up your butt?
4. Hang up and drive!
5. Driver carries no cash--he's married.
6. Horn broken--watch for finger.
Sticker of bumper sticker will be prosecuted
i have one that says, for a small town, this one sure has a lot of assholes on my truck..
how about, honk if youve never seen an uzi fired out of a car window ..
MY SON MADE INMATE OF THE MONTH AT ALLEGHENY COUNTY JAIL
THIS IS OPPOSED TO THE MY CHILD MADE THE HONOR ROLL AT _____ HIGH SCHOOL!
LOVED IT!
If it weren't for flashbacks,
I'd have no memory at all.
My sex life isn't dead,
but the buzzards are circling.
I don't know what your problem is but,
I bet it's hard to pronounce.
The little Calvin guy wearing an E85 tee shirt peeing on OPEC
buy it @
http://e85fuel,com
i am going to have a bumper sticker made that says hang up the phone and DRIVE!
if you can read this YOUR TOO DAMN CLOSE
A zealot's stones will break my bones, but gods will never hurt me.
A.A.A.A.A. - An organization for drunks who drive!
Abolish mornings!
Abortion doesn't make you unpregnant, it makes you the mother of a dead child!
Abortion is FOREVER -- get the facts first.
Abortion: A baby can live without it!
Abortion: A woman's right to capitulate to the patriarchal establishment.
Absolute zero is Cool.
Accepting Jesus is only good for eternity.
According to my best recollection, I don't remember.
According to my calculations the problem doesn't exist.
Actions Speak Louder than Bumperstickers.
Adam was a divorce', First Lilith Then Eve.
Advice is free: The right answer will cost plenty.
Against Abortion? Then Don't Have One.
Agnostics can do anything if they have something to not believe in.
Ahhhh... good to the last drop!
Ain't goin' down 'till the sun comes up!
Al-Hajj: God's version of Lollapalooza.
Alaskans For Global Warming.
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
All Acts of Love & Pleasure Are My Rituals.
Answers: Funny you ask this...I saw one 2 days ago that made me laugh. It stated, Do you follow Jesus this close?
Bumper Stickers Uncategorized
Where there's a will ... I want to be in it.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
A day without sunshine is, like, night.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
A penny saved is a government oversight.
The buck doesn't even slow down here!
Originality is the art of concealing your sources.
|||||||//////__ __ __ __ __ The domino effect at work.
Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark
Which is the non-smoking lifeboat?
It said 'Insert disk #3', but only two will fit.
I've taken a vow of poverty. To annoy me, send money.
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
COLE'S LAW: Thinly sliced cabbage.
Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy.
Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Bumper Stickers on Education
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
F U CN RD THS U CNT SPL WRTH A DM!
Eschew obfuscation.
Bumper Stickers related to Holidays
Bumper Stickers related to Language
Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
Air Pollution is a mist-demeaner.
Ground Beef: A Cow With No Legs!
Editing is a rewording activity.
Bumper stickers about Life
Life is sexually transmitted.
Never take life seriously.
Nobody gets out alive, anyway
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
When you're finally holding all the cards,
why does everyone else decide to play chess?
Never knock on Death's door:
Ring the doorbell and run (he hates that).
I don't have a problem with willpower.
It's won't power I have a problem with
My life has a superb cast, but I can't figure out the plot.
We do precision guesswork.
Nothing's impossible for those who don't have to do it.
The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep.
Advice is free: The right answer will cost plenty.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Keep honking, I'm reloading.
WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Anything free is worth what you pay for it
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Gene Police: YOU!! Out of the pool!
I used to be indecisive; now I'm not sure.
My reality check just bounced.
Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.
Oh, no! Not ANOTHER learning experience!
Bumper Stickers Views of Life
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
Remember half the people you know are below average.
Despite the cost of living, it's still popular.
Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
My mind is like a steel trap: rusty and illegal in 37 states.
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and driving against traffic.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
All good things in moderation ..... including moderation
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
43.3% of statistics are meaningless!
Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
Help wanted telepathy: you know where to apply
Hard work has a future payoff, laziness pays off now.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
Forget about World Peace...Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling too good myself.
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
I doubt, therefore I might be.
The older you get, the better you realize you were.
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Bumper stickers about People
Problem with the gene pool ...... no lifeguard.
Dyslexics have more fnu.
Dyslexics of the world, untie.
Clones are people two.
Bumper sticker Ponderings
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
We are born naked, wet, and hungry.... Then things get worse.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges?
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Quantum mechanics: The stuff dreams are made of.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
Bumper Stickers on Relationships
Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!
Sometimes I wake up grumpy, and sometimes I let him sleep!
Submitted by fellow net surfer Karen
I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.
So you're a feminist... Isn't that cute!
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
All men are idiots... I married their king.
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
Bumper Stickers on Religion
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
I can resist anything but temptation
God must love stupid people, he made so many.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Bumper Stickers on Science
Entropy isn't what it used to be.
Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!
186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, it's the LAW.
Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Bumper Stickers related to Sports
Jesus saves, passes to Moses; shoots, SCORES!
Bumper Stickers related to Sex
Kids in the back seat cause accidents;
Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.
If you smoke after sex, your doing it too fast.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
My kid had sex with your honor student.
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help.
Word Play
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
Incontinence Hotline...Can you hold, please?
Insulting to Someone
If you think talk is cheap, try hiring a lawyer.
Stupidity does not qualify as a handicap, park elsewhere!
A.A.A.A.A. - An organization for drunks who drive.
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
Jesus is coming! Look busy!
You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT.
Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
Out of my mind ... Back in five minutes.
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Honk If You Want To See My Finger!
Get off my *** before I kick yours
I have:
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a Beautiful Monkey.
I don't know what's wrong with you, but I'm sure it's hard to pronounce.
Th little men who stand behind my eyes and scream directly at my brain... Told me to tell you Hello!
And...
This Vehicle Carries No Humans.
HEAVEN: it's real- don't MYTH it.
My boss is a Jewish Carpenter
Lost your cat?- Look under my front tire....
OOPS, did I misunderstand- was it the MOST bumper stickers-??? GEEZ- thought I was in scrolling hell there for a minute!!!!
My other Car is a broomstick
My other car is a Tercel
I won't get in a battle of wits with you. I never attack the unarmed.
Fat people are harder to kidnap.
Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks your an asshole.
(upside down) If you can read this, flip me over.
If you tail-gate me, I'll flip a booger onto your windscreen.
Okay, one of my favorites, is I hate MEAN people!! If your an inventor of bumper stickers, I have a new one for you!! Yahoo Answers..MEAN People,dont get points! Or, I Hate MEAN people on yahoo answers!! I love your abortion one,about Abortion: A baby can LIVE without it !! Awesome!! Here's another one, I love to see on cars, I just made up.. Young People, Abortion is not a type of Birth Control ,just so you know..Here's another one.. For all you Single women out there.... Single women, lonely? Your not missing out, Sex is over-rated, its only a two minute High!! Smile!!!
1. Unless you're a hemorrhoid, get off my @$$.
2. Quit honking, I'm reloading.
3. I wonder if you'd drive any better if that cell phone was up your butt?
4. Hang up and drive!
5. Driver carries no cash--he's married.
6. Horn broken--watch for finger.
Sticker of bumper sticker will be prosecuted
i have one that says, for a small town, this one sure has a lot of assholes on my truck..
how about, honk if youve never seen an uzi fired out of a car window ..
MY SON MADE INMATE OF THE MONTH AT ALLEGHENY COUNTY JAIL
THIS IS OPPOSED TO THE MY CHILD MADE THE HONOR ROLL AT _____ HIGH SCHOOL!
LOVED IT!
If it weren't for flashbacks,
I'd have no memory at all.
My sex life isn't dead,
but the buzzards are circling.
I don't know what your problem is but,
I bet it's hard to pronounce.
The little Calvin guy wearing an E85 tee shirt peeing on OPEC
buy it @
http://e85fuel,com
i am going to have a bumper sticker made that says hang up the phone and DRIVE!
if you can read this YOUR TOO DAMN CLOSE
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